Grease Monkey Regular

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that stands out for its strong potency and unique flavor profile. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross between GG4 (Gorilla Glue #4) and Cookies and Cream, resulting in a potent bud known for its sweet, skunky aroma with hints of vanilla and diesel . This strain offers a smooth and creamy smoke that delivers a mix of euphoria and deep relaxation, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day.

Strain Highlights

• Type: Feminized
• Genetics: GG4 (Gorilla Glue #4) × Cookies and Cream
• Photoperiod: Feminized (flowering triggered by light cycle)
• Sativa %: ~30%
• Indica %: ~70%
• Flowering Time (days): ~56–63 (~8–9 weeks)
• Indoor Height (cm): Medium (~160 cm maximum, responds well to training)
• Indoor Yield (g): Medium to High (est. ~500–600 g/m²)
• Outdoor Height (cm): Medium (~180 cm maximum)
• Outdoor Yield (g): High (est. ~600–700 g per plant)
• Taste: Nutty vanilla, sweet skunk, diesel, earthy, creamy, dough-like
• Aroma: Pungent skunk, earthy, sugary diesel, vanilla, with notes of chocolate
• Effect: Relaxed, Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry, Calming, Sedative
• THC Content: High (~24–30%)
• CBD Content: Low (<1%)
• Medical Uses: Chronic pain, Stress, Anxiety, Insomnia, Appetite loss, Nausea, Headaches, Inflammation, Depression

Grease Monkey is praised for its ability to stimulate appetite and provide powerful relief from pain, inflammation, and headaches . The high is described as a "creeper"—building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold with a slam of euphoric relaxation that lulls the mind into a calm, hazy state . This effect quickly becomes sleepy, easing both mind and body into deep sedation . The dominant terpenes—caryophyllene (pepper), limonene (citrus), and myrcene—produce aromas of gas upfront with a robust chocolate and vanilla finish .

For growers, Grease Monkey is relatively easy to cultivate, responding well to training techniques like low-stress training (LST) and topping, making it a good option for both beginners and experienced growers . The plant produces dense, rock-hard buds with occasional purple hues and a frosty coating of resinous trichomes . Whether you're a recreational user looking to relax or a medical user seeking relief from chronic conditions, Grease Monkey is a versatile, potent strain worth trying.

DISCLAIMER:
These seeds are intended as collector's items, souvenirs, or for genetic preservation. Cultivation is only legal where permitted. Seeds are not intended for cultivation.